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Officially Benched on Monday for the first time in my life...
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI find some clients just don't like the 'prison' thing. I just fill the gaps by saying that working long hours would have broken the terms of my electronic tag or that I was 'on the register' for that period. That sounds much better than jail time.Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI find some clients just don't like the 'prison' thing. I just fill the gaps by saying that working long hours would have broken the terms of my electronic tag or that I was 'on the register' for that period. That sounds much better than jail time.
but it's usually ok once you get in there. apart from the locks on the fridge and stationery cupboard, obviously
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI find some clients just don't like the 'prison' thing. I just fill the gaps by saying that working long hours would have broken the terms of my electronic tag or that I was 'on the register' for that period. That sounds much better than jail time.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostBut that still implies guilt. You're better just saying you were helping the police with their inquiries!Comment
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