What do you keep in your home safe?

**The_Equalizer** · 5 October 2011, 15:03

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What do you keep in your home safe?

Where do you hide the key?

a) Hundred weight of gold;
b) My my dog's hairy arris.

Well someone was going to post it!

**Mich the Tester** · 5 October 2011, 15:04

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What do you keep in your home safe?

Where do you hide the key?

The key.

In the safe.

**TestMangler** · 5 October 2011, 15:10

Shotguns

**ChrisPackit** · 5 October 2011, 15:14

Do you wanna know when I'm next on holiday too? FFS

**MarillionFan** · 5 October 2011, 15:16

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Shotguns

WHS

But mine is a secure gun cabinet.

**Bunk** · 5 October 2011, 15:17

Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Do you wanna know when I'm next on holiday too? FFS

Yes, please. And just out of interest, what's your wife's birthday? And the kids birthdays? Any other important numbers or dates you'd like to share? Oh sod it, just leave the combination on a post-it on the front.

**EternalOptimist** · 5 October 2011, 15:18

my O level certificates and a photo of me when I had hair

**Spacecadet** · 5 October 2011, 15:21

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Where do you hide the key?

in my pocket

**geoff from contracta IOM** · 5 October 2011, 15:33

Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What do you keep in your home safe?

Where do you hide the key?

Tax inspectors

It's more of a cellar really

What do you keep in your home safe?