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ThomasSoerensen replied

6 October 2011, 09:30
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Do you wanna know when I'm next on holiday too? FFS

I think you should feel you have been trolled.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2011, 09:14
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Calm down, calm down....

Are you still a bit touchy from last weekends result

git
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FiveTimes replied

6 October 2011, 09:13
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Right youse lot. if it's a fight you want

I'll see youse behind the bike sheds at playtime

gits

Calm down, calm down....

Are you still a bit touchy from last weekends result
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2011, 08:27
Right youse lot. if it's a fight you want

I'll see youse behind the bike sheds at playtime

gits
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Churchill replied

6 October 2011, 07:44
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

EO, they should be in a museum. Don't they date back to the same era as the Dead Sea Scrolls

They're carved on stone in a weird runic form.
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ChrisPackit replied

6 October 2011, 07:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

my O level certificates ...

EO, they should be in a museum. Don't they date back to the same era as the Dead Sea Scrolls
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KentPhilip replied

5 October 2011, 21:26
Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post

a) Hundred weight of gold;
b) My dog's hairy arris.

Well someone was going to post it!

That's no way to refer to the wife!
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Ruprect replied

5 October 2011, 20:06
Which also yields:
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Ruprect replied

5 October 2011, 20:05
or maybe

Google "gaunt old man" in case you were wondering
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Ruprect replied

5 October 2011, 20:03
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shaunbhoy replied

5 October 2011, 19:55
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

More of a hieroglyph
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Ruprect replied

5 October 2011, 19:47
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Sepia?

More of a hieroglyph
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shaunbhoy replied

5 October 2011, 19:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

a photo of me when I had hair

Sepia?
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BA to the Stars replied

5 October 2011, 19:22
Zeity just eats them
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geoff from contracta IOM replied

5 October 2011, 15:33
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What do you keep in your home safe?

Where do you hide the key?

Tax inspectors

It's more of a cellar really
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