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Made my first offer for a flat

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    #21
    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Yes, but scale it up
    Isn't that just a donkey with a fluffy tail then?

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      So we can look forward to:

      Offer rejected.

      Offer increased.

      Offer increased again.

      Offer accepted.

      Put deposit on flat.

      Tried to get mortgage.

      Got mortgage.

      Exchange of contracts.

      Completed.

      Got the place insured.

      Moving in.

      Bought new curtains.

      Have I missed anything?
      Yep.

      Last minute legal hitch.

      Building Soc wants another survey.

      Some extra insurance requirement appears from nowhere.

      Solicitors make mistake with their bill, but if you don't pay up in full, no keys to the flat.

      Last minute legal hitch (again).

      Move in.

      Try to get overpayment back from solicitor.

      Swear you'll never buy another property again for a good many years.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        So we can look forward to:

        Offer rejected.

        Offer increased.

        Offer increased again.

        Offer accepted.

        Estate agent calls to say there is another higher offer.

        Offer increased.

        Estate agent calls to say the other bidder have made a better offer.

        Offer increased.

        Estate agent calls to say the other bidder have made an even better offer.

        Pull out of buying flat.

        Estate agent calls to say the other bidder has lowered their bid slightly and the owners are happy to sell to you at your most recent (highest) offer.

        Agree and confirm offer, which is accepted.

        Put deposit on flat.

        Tried to get mortgage.

        Got mortgage.

        Exchange of contracts.

        Completed.

        Got the place insured.

        Moving in.

        Found out estate agent was lying and there was never any other people interested in the flat at all.

        Feeling suicidal.
        FTFY.
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          So we can look forward to:

          Offer rejected.

          Offer increased.
          Waiting for their response now...

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Waiting for their response now...
            I bet some 17year old out of college gazumps you by a tenner and you can't match it.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Waiting for their response now...
              So the story will now go:

              offer accepted.

              Regrets not offering £20,000 less.

              purchase completed

              Flat above / below is bought by landlord who moves 55 bobs in.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                So we can look forward to:

                Offer rejected.

                Offer increased.

                Offer increased again.

                Offer accepted.

                Put deposit on flat.

                Tried to get mortgage.

                Got mortgage.

                Exchange of contracts.

                Completed.

                Got the place insured.

                Moving in.

                Bought new curtains.

                Have I missed anything?
                Yes you did.......New sofa delivered.
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                  #28
                  My bet is if AtW needs a significant mortgage the bank's valuation will fall short of the amount to be borrowed, so they'll pull the deal unless the seller reduces their price accordingly.

                  It's no coincidence that most mortgages require 30% or more deposit. That's the likely fall in price they're expecting on the property in the near term and are only interested in covering their backs in case the mortgagee defaults.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    It's no coincidence that most mortgages require 30% or more deposit.
                    I don't know where you got from - 15% already gets low rate in the building society that in principle approved mortgage amounts necessary to buy the place.

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                      #30


                      What about this then ATW ?

                      Future Auctions Schedule: 59 Castle Street, Port Bannatyne, Isle of Bute

                      Not very handy for commuting, but you should be able to pay it off within ten years or so
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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