Buy a 4x4 and winter tyres now

[Mich the Tester]

I suggest that before you take your next contract you take a look at Wikipedia

Test automation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://www.satisfice.com/articles/te..._snake_oil.pdf

[eek]

According to the Met office it will be a mild Winter, and then you can expect a barbeque summer next year.

If thats true the long range forecast's I've seen of snow in October- December and a wet January - March looks spot on again.

[DodgyAgent]

http://www.satisfice.com/articles/te..._snake_oil.pdf

OK let's try again to make a joke out of testing. Did you write a test script before you tried the car?

[Mich the Tester]

OK let's try again to make a joke out of testing. Did you write a test script before you tried the car?

No, I got a lacky to do it for me.

[DimPrawn]

OK let's try again to make a joke out of testing. Did you write a test script before you tried the car?

Agents should stick to tried and tested jokes like fake job adverts.

[Mich the Tester]

Agents should stick to tried and tested jokes like fake job adverts.

and requests for two 'references'

[Spacecadet]

and requests for two 'references'

and assurances that they're on a fixed percentage with the client

[DodgyAgent]

I am just trying to engage you lot on your own level

[Chaffinch]

I am just trying to engage you lot on your own level

..... and evidently struggling with the intellectual leap. Suggest you stick to what you know; lying, cheating and never having our best interests at heart. Ta.

[DodgyAgent]

..... and evidently struggling with the intellectual leap. Suggest you stick to what you know; lying, cheating and never having our best interests at heart. Ta.

I take it you are either vertically challenged or your trainset has been switched off by your mum.