Cracked rib

[minestrone]

Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

[Lockhouse]

Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

Ouch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.

[Mich the Tester]

Ouch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.

Just to cheer you both up, I broke two ribs three years ago in a rugby match and they still hurt.

[DodgyAgent]

Just to cheer you both up, I chipped a finger nail three years ago in a rugby match and it still hurts.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY

yeah, that too

[darmstadt]

I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.

[KentPhilip]

I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.

Do you often injure yourself when having a few jerks?

[TimberWolf]

I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.

I've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.

[minestrone]

I've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.

That is what the missus was told in medical.

[MarillionFan]

Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

Jesus, you geriatric.

Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when five bouncers are trying to eject you from a night club.

ftfy