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He was on a CSI episode the other night and I could not remember who he was.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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You mean Zed.Originally posted by minestrone View PostGeriatric? I am an 8 foot tall ex marine with anger issues, arrrghh.
arrrghhhhhh!
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"next time you put the cable there make sure you grease it as it will make it easier to get it out yer ass after I ram it up there"
fuggin guitarists.
The snare spike on a Roland 12KV is quite unforgiving to the rib cage as I found out last night.
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Geriatric? I am an 8 foot tall ex marine with anger issues, arrrghh.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJesus, you geriatric.
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Jesus, you geriatric.Originally posted by minestrone View PostElectronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

ftfyOriginally posted by minestrone View PostElectronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when five bouncers are trying to eject you from a night club.

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That is what the missus was told in medical.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.
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I've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.
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Do you often injure yourself when having a few jerks?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.
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I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostJust to cheer you both up, I chipped a finger nail three years ago in a rugby match and it still hurts.
FTFY
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Just to cheer you both up, I broke two ribs three years ago in a rugby match and they still hurt.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostOuch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.
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Cracked rib
Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.
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