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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off!
A punchbag's a punchbag.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWould I be correct in concluding that there has been minimal masculine stimulation of the little gentleman in the pink rowing boat lately MP?
A fat bloke and his equally fat Mrs were standing looking over the edge of the pier.
She says, "Look Phil, there's a man in a rowing boat down there".
He replies "Shut up, It's a reflection of your c**t in the water"
We laughed so much, me and the Latvian hooker I was with nearly pissed on each others hands.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
We laughed so much, me and the Latvian hooker I was with nearly pissed on each others hands.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off!
A punchbag's a punchbag."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWould I be correct in concluding that there has been minimal masculine stimulation of the little gentleman in the pink rowing boat lately MP?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off.
Yes.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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