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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Would I be correct in concluding that there has been minimal masculine stimulation of the little gentleman in the pink rowing boat lately MP?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off!
A punchbag's a punchbag.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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That reminds me of an incident I witnessed on Blackpool Pier.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWould I be correct in concluding that there has been minimal masculine stimulation of the little gentleman in the pink rowing boat lately MP?

A fat bloke and his equally fat Mrs were standing looking over the edge of the pier.
She says, "Look Phil, there's a man in a rowing boat down there".
He replies "Shut up, It's a reflection of your c**t in the water"
We laughed so much, me and the Latvian hooker I was with nearly pissed on each others hands.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Well we've all been there..............Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
We laughed so much, me and the Latvian hooker I was with nearly pissed on each others hands.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Rag week?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off!
A punchbag's a punchbag."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You didn't get laid much when you were younger did you? I don't know, you can just sort of, tell.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWould I be correct in concluding that there has been minimal masculine stimulation of the little gentleman in the pink rowing boat lately MP?

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You collecting for charity then?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPiss off.
Yes.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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