London is starting to sound like South Africa

[Churchill]

It's the squaddies who cause the trouble in those areas.

You've just got to know which pubs you can go to and which ones you can't...

[Lockhouse]

That kind of thing has been going on for years in Wythenshawe - Lloyds TSB issued a security notice to all personnel warning them not to place valuables etc. on the passenger seat in their vehicles. The local scroats used to throw large ball-bearings at the passenger window of cars as they stopped for junctions etc. to shatter it and then proceed to nick whatever was on the passenger seat.

Nice. Shame only the bad guys carry guns.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Nice. Shame only the bad guys carry guns.

Yeah, it'd be so much better if you could just empty a clip into any scrote who came near your car.

[xoggoth]

Seeing these ads for the new Ford that can steer and brake and even park itself, surely it is possible for a car to have an automatic system for identifying and shooting scroats.

[scooterscot]

Obviously 'the place to be'

[Lockhouse]

"scrotes"