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Db table with most records you have worked with
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Updating database of 66,555,636,804 rows every 8 hours.
The largest I've worked with is 3,529,437,390,545 rows.
I wish I worked at Twitter, life would have been so much easier.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI wish I worked at Twitter, life would have been so much easier.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot to mention more profitable for you, even if you worked as the janitor.
what he was doing and received the reply, "Because I'm working to put a man on the moon"Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot to mention more profitable for you, even if you worked as the janitor.Originally posted by AtW View PostA US President visited NASA one day, saw a janitor working feverishly at sweeping the floor, asked him
what he was doing and received the reply, "Because I'm working to put a man on the moon"While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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One of my systems has a database with c1.5 billion records, all small records though. Looking at it is on my list but as it's working well at the moment it's not a priority....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I once worked with a VB developer, interfacing his application to SAP. He boasted that his database was approaching 1MB in size. At some time I casually pointed out that the GL table alone was 31GB.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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My planB db reached 190gb at the last customer analysis - and that is without the transaction log - had to delete a lot of other data on the server to make room for it."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Sounds like a lot of people have very inefficient data storage methods.
There's only so many unique letters and numbers.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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