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    #11
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

    If Frankie Boyle told my first joke to a Glaswegian ordinance they probably wouldn't get it.
    Yeah, they'd probably pepper him with grapeshot.
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      #12
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.
      Go on and post it you chicken!

      (or at least PM it to me )

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        #13
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.
        Whisper it to us
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          #14
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.
          Come on, TW. Find it on t'interweb and post a link.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #15
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            Come on, TW. Find it on t'interweb and post a link.
            Oh, okay, but it is a bit racist.

            Sickipedia Search Results - half of london (the top one).

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.
              Oh go on. That's a chance we are prepared to take!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Oh, okay, but it is a bit racist.

                Sickipedia Search Results - half of london (the top one).


                That's almost as funny as the joke!
                Last edited by wobbegong; 9 September 2011, 17:56.
                The vegetarian option.

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