Wacky ideas thread

[Paddy]

Buy some coloured paper, cut them into two inch squares and paste some tacky glue on one side and sell them for £1.99.

[mudskipper]

Why can't they do teeth transplants? Lots of perfectly healthy teeth get removed from teenagers' overcrowded mouths. Why can't they implant them into gummy old people?

[PRC1964]

Why can't they do teeth transplants? Lots of perfectly healthy teeth get removed from teenagers' overcrowded mouths. Why can't they implant them into gummy old people?

They've been doing that for centuries.

[Doggy Styles]

Improve the England football team by never playing at Wembley again.

[conned tractor]

Good idea. Bikers would love it. No more crashes, just opportunities to get some air.

That reminds me, I used to love watching Kick Start.

That was my eveing spent watching retro tv.

[PRC1964]

Improve the England football team by replacing them with Brazilians.

[wobbegong]

Some young lad sent that idea to a Tomorrow's World competition years ago, and if I remember correctly it won. The comment was that the best ideas are the simple ones, and that has stuck with me ever since.

Ah bugger! That's plan 'C' out of the window then.

[TimberWolf]

Bumpers on supermarket shopping trolley corners, to cover the sharp edges of steel that so effectively gouge parked Peugeots. And proper wheels so that they can be steered.

[Cliphead]

Signs at roundabouts to let women drivers know they don't actually have to stop if there's no traffic.

[Doggy Styles]

Signs at roundabouts to let women drivers know they don't actually have to stop if there's no traffic.

I'll second that! And I'd add beardie Volvo estate drivers to the sign.