Why won't electrons do what they are told?

[Spacecadet]

mine are just lazy - always seeking the path of least resistance

[Paddy]

mine are just lazy - always seeking the path of least resistance

They don't want to go ohm then.

[Spacecadet]

They don't want to go ohm then.

Watt?

[Mich the Tester]

I think we've seen amp-le silly puns on this matter already.

[DaveB]

I tried no to post my own pun, but resistance is futile.

[RSoles]

Oh yuk! These ones have got all excited and left little emissions all over the place.

[Paddy]

I think we've seen amp-le silly puns on this matter already.

LOL so much it Htz

[Mich the Tester]

LOL so much it Htz

Good to see you putting a positive spin on things despite the subject matter being so negative. Currently everyone's conducting themselves in a most constructive manner; I think we have some real bonding going on here this morning.

[TimberWolf]

Good to see you putting a positive spin on things despite the subject matter being so negative. Currently everyone's conducting themselves in a most constructive manner; I think we have some real bonding going on here this morning.

It's hard for an electron to be positive and it's not known why:

CERN - Antimatter detectives

(usually when electrons are created, e.g. from gamma rays colliding, a little anti-electron [positron] is created too. Can't find 'em. Looked everywhere. Pesky blighters.)

[d000hg]

There isn't a single particle of useful fact in this thread. It started well then a wave of idiots appeared.