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    #21
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    You're a contractor ffs. Throw them away and buy a new pair.


    Amazonian crocodile skin! I don't have time to fly out and wrestle another one.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      You're a contractor ffs. Throw them away and buy a new pair.
      He can't afford a new pair as he has to pay his CGT and his late payment fine from the VAT man

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        #23
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        He can't afford a new pair as he has to pay his CGT and his late payment fine from the VAT man
        At least 5X can follow explicit instructions
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          You are clearly in love with MF. Not a moment passes without you mentioning him in your post.
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #25
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            You are clearly in love with MF. Not a moment passes without you mentioning him in your post.
            What's not to love?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              What's not to love?
              <Hhhmmmph! Choke!>
              Quite!
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


                Amazonian crocodile skin! I don't have time to fly out and wrestle another one.

                Have a word with these guys, they might be able to help you out.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Have a word with these guys, they might be able to help you out.
                  Tiddler.

                  The one I wrestled was twice the size and was also armed with a big knife.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Tiddler.

                    The one I wrestled was twice the size and was also armed with a big knife.
                    So you're saying theres not enough skin on that one to make you a pair of shoes?

                    You are a fat bastard aren't you
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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