Very explicit instructions for you all

[MarillionFan]

You're a contractor ffs. Throw them away and buy a new pair.

Amazonian crocodile skin! I don't have time to fly out and wrestle another one.

[FiveTimes]

You're a contractor ffs. Throw them away and buy a new pair.

He can't afford a new pair as he has to pay his CGT and his late payment fine from the VAT man

[suityou01]

He can't afford a new pair as he has to pay his CGT and his late payment fine from the VAT man

At least 5X can follow explicit instructions

[fullyautomatix]

You are clearly in love with MF. Not a moment passes without you mentioning him in your post.

[MarillionFan]

You are clearly in love with MF. Not a moment passes without you mentioning him in your post.

What's not to love?

[Wodewick]

What's not to love?

<Hhhmmmph! Choke!>
Quite!

[DaveB]

Amazonian crocodile skin! I don't have time to fly out and wrestle another one.

Have a word with these guys, they might be able to help you out.

[MarillionFan]

Have a word with these guys, they might be able to help you out.

Tiddler.

The one I wrestled was twice the size and was also armed with a big knife.

[DaveB]

Tiddler.

The one I wrestled was twice the size and was also armed with a big knife.

So you're saying theres not enough skin on that one to make you a pair of shoes?

You are a fat bastard aren't you