How can an IT bloke be so disorganised MF? All one needs is an Excel sheet with all the dates on and a few formula to highlight what's due.
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Feckity feck - Missed two VAT returns
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IT Bloke? IT Bloke!!!!!!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHow can an IT bloke be so disorganised MF? All one needs is an Excel sheet with all the dates on and a few formula to highlight what's due.
How dare you? How very dare you???!!!??
That's like me saying your doodles are the creation of a 'Psychopathic death obsessed bloke'!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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scourer is back!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe first time you make a mistake its an accident, the second time you make the same mistake its on purpose, and the third time you make that same mistake its no longer a mistake, its a habit.Comment
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Perfect description but don't tell anyoneThat's like me saying your doodles are the creation of a 'Psychopathic death obsessed bloke'!!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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So he is!Originally posted by DS23 View Postscourer is back!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Good useful read, thanks.Originally posted by Waldorf View PostNever has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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MF maybe if you spent less time claiming £2.49 for a Subway deal of the day, you could use the time to do your real accounts.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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TWO Vat Returns? Well they say the memory is the first thing to go......................or do they.....can't really remember!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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But the free sub is one of the perks of the job.Originally posted by d000hg View PostMF maybe if you spent less time claiming £2.49 for a Subway deal of the day, you could use the time to do your real accounts.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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