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I do read this section too you know?"Being a permy is like being married, when there's no more sex on the cards....and she's got fat."
SlimRick
Can't argue with that
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If you have a that much of a guilty conscious that you assume we contrators are out to get you, maybe we are right to think your screwing us over!Originally posted by The Agents View View PostI do read this section too you know?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Not a guilty conscience, just a shudder at the idea of 50 contractors, stood in front of an agent, whilst aiming paintball guns. I might come to this, just to give you all a laugh/target!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you have a that much of a guilty conscious that you assume we contrators are out to get you, maybe we are right to think your screwing us over!"Being a permy is like being married, when there's no more sex on the cards....and she's got fat."
SlimRick
Can't argue with that
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Yup, just indicate on the poll above what times are best for you and I will post details here and PM people who voted or showed interest beginning of next week.Comment
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Any agent attending could just pay some contractors to be their bodyguards.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Where will they find a bob who will work for such a tulip fee though?Originally posted by d000hg View PostAny agent attending could just pay some contractors to be their bodyguards.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Bob Spray
If a Bob comes, I fear for our life based on the wild spraying over the toilet seats in our office.
They will run out of paintballs in 3 minutes!Comment
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