CUK Paintball

[suityou01]

I am worried now I take back all bans and infractions. I bruise easily. I have never fired a gun before. I am a pacifist. Can we do group crochet or something instead please?

bedwetter

[AtW]

I am a pacifist.

That's how I'd describe myself.

No women, no kids...

[MarillionFan]

That's how I'd describe myself.

No women, no kids...

Ah! An homosexual jaffa. Your secret is safe with us.

[AtW]

Ah! An homosexual jaffa. Your secret is safe with us.

That's not what you are thinking

[BrilloPad]

I am worried now I take back all bans and infractions. I bruise easily. I have never fired a gun before. I am a pacifist. Can we do group crochet or something instead please?

Thiose crochet needles have an unforunate habit of slipping you know....

[BrilloPad]

Ah! An homosexual jaffa. Your secret is safe with us.

That is how I want to come back if there is reincarnation. Regretably I find women highly alluring and have a high fertility. A huge pity.

[SimonMac]

I am worried now I take back all bans and infractions. I bruise easily. I have never fired a gun before. I am a pacifist. Can we do group crochet or something instead please?

Nah there are higher targets on most people's hit list than you, your safe unless you stand next to.....

[SimonMac]

M issue would be going around tower hamlets with only a paintball gun for protection

[MarillionFan]

M issue would be going around tower hamlets with only a paintball gun for protection

It's also the type of games they do there. Most people do capture the flag, at this particular one it's ransack the sony shop. You have to grab a TV and run back to your base. In this case it's both teams versus the referees who stand back and don't do anything. :

[minestrone]

Geographically challenged for this one but I will get a Scottish fighter pilot to chuck cans of red paint out of his tornado in between antipasti and primo. pwned!!