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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Will someone please rid us of this sockie. It's dull as ditchwater and smells of Threaded.
    Pork and pastry with a lingering sense of chip fat?

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Will someone please rid us of this sockie. It's dull as ditchwater and smells of Threaded.
      If you click on their profile you can ignore them and never have to listen to their drivel again.

      As he is more interesting then your post I did however get confused and seem to have put you on ignore instead.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        I thought this sockie incarnation included a wife?

        At least try to be consistent.

        Why should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?

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          #14
          Originally posted by pacharan View Post
          Why should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?
          That would be the Service Station Dudes would it?

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            Originally posted by pacharan View Post
            Why should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?
            No reason. Is it normal for someone to knock on the door of a married couple in the small hours to look for food?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              No reason. Is it normal for someone to knock on the door of a married couple in the small hours to look for food?
              They just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.

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                #17
                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                They just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.
                . . . and "Mrs. P" just said, "Of course you must go with them, after all the night is young. I'll see you in the morning, have fun, dear."

                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                  They just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.
                  Umm ok. Let us both agree that this is a true story that actually happened then.

                  No, really.

                  It did.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                    They just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.


                    no,

                    they wanted a driver

                    and they couldn't think of any other cant who'd drive them - apart from thee




                    Milan.

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                      #20
                      I gotta say,

                      it's come to that time of year for the CUK awards

                      and this thread could qualify as thread of the year

                      amazing,

                      yuck, the thought of lamb shank at membury services on the M4 at 4am on a sunday

                      ooooaaaggghh

                      and the thought of 'the lads' arriving at pacharan's semi at 4am drunk, banging on the door, pacharan's wife, go and see what that is, pacharan answers the door,

                      alright daft lad, we're all hungry, drive us 35 miles to membury services for a bite

                      pacharan to his mrs, gotta go luv, 'the lads' are hungry and want me to drive them to
                      membury services

                      it beggars belief


                      it begs the question, do I know anybody who I would do that to and think I could get away with it ? no

                      would I try it ? no

                      great thread

                      keep it up

                      Milan.

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