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If you click on their profile you can ignore them and never have to listen to their drivel again.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWill someone please rid us of this sockie. It's dull as ditchwater and smells of Threaded.
As he is more interesting then your post I did however get confused and seem to have put you on ignore instead.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Why should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI thought this sockie incarnation included a wife?
At least try to be consistent.

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That would be the Service Station Dudes would it?Originally posted by pacharan View PostWhy should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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No reason. Is it normal for someone to knock on the door of a married couple in the small hours to look for food?Originally posted by pacharan View PostWhy should my hanging out with my crew preclude my having a wife?Comment
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They just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostNo reason. Is it normal for someone to knock on the door of a married couple in the small hours to look for food?Comment
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. . . and "Mrs. P" just said, "Of course you must go with them, after all the night is young. I'll see you in the morning, have fun, dear."Originally posted by pacharan View PostThey just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.
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Umm ok. Let us both agree that this is a true story that actually happened then.Originally posted by pacharan View PostThey just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.
No, really.
It did.Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostThey just wanted me to join in their adventure. That's all.
no,
they wanted a driver
and they couldn't think of any other cant who'd drive them - apart from thee
Milan.Comment
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I gotta say,
it's come to that time of year for the CUK awards
and this thread could qualify as thread of the year
amazing,
yuck, the thought of lamb shank at membury services on the M4 at 4am on a sunday
ooooaaaggghh
and the thought of 'the lads' arriving at pacharan's semi at 4am drunk, banging on the door, pacharan's wife, go and see what that is, pacharan answers the door,
alright daft lad, we're all hungry, drive us 35 miles to membury services for a bite
pacharan to his mrs, gotta go luv, 'the lads' are hungry and want me to drive them to
membury services
it beggars belief
it begs the question, do I know anybody who I would do that to and think I could get away with it ? no
would I try it ? no
great thread
keep it up
Milan.Comment
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