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The Owl and the clunge-cat went to seaOriginally posted by PAH View PostIndeed. I wonder what words are acceptable/preferable by women these days?
At the weekend I overheard some female friends saying how they didn't like the word "pussy" but thought "clunge" (as made 'famous' by The Inbetweeners) was ok as they found it funny.
Duly noted for future reference.
Though maybe they're less 'classy' than the typical female.
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely clunge! O clunge my love,
What a beautiful clunge you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful clunge you are!'
No, doesn't work for me.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Mods are not allowed a sense of humour.
Even if they need one to ride those scooters.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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They don't have a sense of humour. They get some basic training in recognising when to insert humour and then outsource it to an Indian support services provider, hence the poor quality.Originally posted by PAH View Post
Mods are not allowed a sense of humour.
Even if they need one to ride those scooters.Comment
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Overstretched clunge. Ouch.Originally posted by PAH View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I thought they were outsourced to AtW to keep his bots busy, and as he's currently AWOL maybe they've become self-aware.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Originally posted by doodab View Post
Indeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
I intend waiting outside. Especially after another mate's wife insists he is there for the birth, with his balls in her hand so she can share the pain.
Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
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Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
My sister in law had a nip n tuck on her growler. When she came round there were 3 roses on her pillow.
One was from the nursing staff, one was from her husband and one was from some Welshman in the burns unit who was grateful for the new ears
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In this situation it's traditional for the 'birthing partner' to say to the nurse "can you put a couple of extra stitches in there please love" <wink, wink>Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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