Help, one of my neighbours is a whore

[Churchill]

What class are you?

Sasguru is to the left of John Cleese and you are to the right of Ronnie Corbett.

As viewed in the Class System Sketch.

[DaveB]

What class are you?

This should help you work it out.

Class

[Churchill]

I used to live next door to "Lusty Lynn Armitage"... NSFW if you do a search...

[AtW]

The same as any other person who was found by the police to be lying on the pavement drunk with his car keys, and his car parked near by.

1. Drunk and disorderly.
2. Drunk while in charge of a motor vehicle.
3. Kerb crawling (as reported by a local resident)
4. Soliciting for sex.
5. Flies undone and knob out.

The only serious charge in your list is drink driving, I find it hard to believe police would let him off this one - provide some references to your claims otherwise they are as tulip as your other police stories.

[conned tractor]

The missus has already been round there and asked her outright....to which she confirmed she was in fact seeing men for money. A number of quotes I got through the relayed conversation was "it was for the money", "they are in such financial trouble", "<husband> makes her do it"! For **** sake, it was a lovely street to live in as well.

The missus has also been to the estate agent.

You can't keep these women on a short leash any more....what's the world coming to.

It might give us the kick up the arris we needed to find somewhere bigger anyhow. Just scared about that inevitable house price crash, but also fear if I wait for it too long I'll end up in bedsitsville.

So permutations are:

(Current house, Proposed house)
Sell and rent (for short term and buy in a while)
Sell and buy
rent and rent
rent and buy (I don't like this option - I don't mind paying over the odds if interest rates (ever) skyrocket on one house, but not on two)

What does the panel think?

[Paddy]

The only serious charge in your list is drink driving, I find it hard to believe police would let him off this one - provide some references to your claims otherwise they are as tulip as your other police stories.

AtW you came to this country with rose tinted glasses and you can’t accept that the UK and the police are corrupt just like your homeland.

[conned tractor]

Go on then, morbid curiosity wins again.

I don't think it's a good idea just yet.

I have found a user of the same username and avatar on a swinging club website (chameleons in brum). There are also some videos.....

[AtW]

AtW you came to this country with rose tinted glasses and you can’t accept that the UK and the police are corrupt just like your homeland.

Cops stopped me few weeks ago (first time in this country in 15 years).

They followed me for a mile or so, I drove nicely, had no clue why.

Turns out I had 2 out of 3 brake lights off, the policeman checked tax (it was fine) and after I said I'll get it fixed tomorrow (Monday) he shook my hand and let me off.

The police in this country is certainly nowhere near corrupt as in Russia - you don't get police here taking protection money from chip/fish take aways and other shops, the worst what I can observe so far is that cops in some places might pass info to reporters.

[Churchill]

I don't think it's a good idea just yet.

I have found a user of the same username and avatar on a swinging club website (chameleons in brum). There are also some videos.....

Me thinks the boy protests too much... If your missus didn't know then you'd be in like Flynn!

[conned tractor]

Me thinks the boy protests too much... If your missus didn't know then you'd be in like Flynn!

You still ain't seeing her.....but the clue is in bbw....read fat umpa lumpa....