Help, one of my neighbours is a whore

[TestMangler]

Get out your camera and keep a log of the punters, it's only a matter of time before a local councillor turns up.

Kerching

Or A CUK member (in a Marillion T Shirt)

[Spacecadet]

Go on then, morbid curiosity wins again.

wws

[wobbegong]

Or A CUK member (in a Marillion T Shirt)

Or a Russian in a squirrel-skin posing pouch.

[eek]

Or A CUK member (in a Marillion T Shirt)

Or a Russian in a squirrel-skin posing pouch.

[Paddy]

Get out your camera and keep a log of the punters, it's only a matter of time before a local councillor turns up.

Kerching

During a Labour Party conference in Bournemouth a minister was found drunk outside a knocking shop. The police took him back to his hotel, no charges were made and it was hushed up.

[AtW]

During a Labour Party conference in Bournemouth a minister was found drunk outside a knocking shop. The police took him back to his hotel, no charges were made and it was hushed up.

What did you expect him to get charged with?

[sasguru]

There's a similar rumour about a neighbour on our middle-class estate..

Oxymoron. Middle class people do not live on estates.
Perhaps you mean lower-middle class estate.

[AtW]

Oxymoron. Middle class people do not live on estates.
Perhaps you mean lower-middle class estate.

What class are you?

[Paddy]

What did you expect him to get charged with?

The same as any other person who was found by the police to be lying on the pavement drunk with his car keys, and his car parked near by.

1. Drunk and disorderly.
2. Drunk while in charge of a motor vehicle.
3. Kerb crawling (as reported by a local resident)
4. Soliciting for sex.
5. Flies undone and knob out.

[MarillionFan]

What class are you?

We all know that Sas is in a class of his own.