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    Big Dilemma

    been on the bench, for over 6 weeks, feeling low.

    got a contract come through for a pm role in london. better money, big contract.

    went down for interview. was great went well.

    as i was leaving i caught the eye of one of the girls in the office.

    oh my GOD.

    i knew her, she knows my close mates v.well and usually goes out with us all on the odd occassion and usually witnesses alot of misbehaviour!

    before i went travelling i got ******* smashed at a party, it was fancy dress and my mates ended up stripping me to my bare naked flesh and watched me dance around like a maniac.

    SHE WAS THERE.

    what the **** do i do if i get this contract, im meant to be the big serious corporate project manager!!??

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    Originally posted by el duder
    been on the bench, for over 6 weeks, feeling low.

    got a contract come through for a pm role in london. better money, big contract.

    went down for interview. was great went well.

    as i was leaving i caught the eye of one of the girls in the office.

    oh my GOD.

    i knew her, she knows my close mates v.well and usually goes out with us all on the odd occassion and usually witnesses alot of misbehaviour!

    before i went travelling i got ******* smashed at a party, it was fancy dress and my mates ended up stripping me to my bare naked flesh and watched me dance around like a maniac.

    SHE WAS THERE.

    what the **** do i do if i get this contract, im meant to be the big serious corporate project manager!!??

    I've seen this advert on the Telly...........

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      #3
      She'll have already put a good word in for you. You're sorted. No worries.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Depends if she saw you on a cold night!

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          #5
          On your first day, get ******* smashed, strip naked and dance around the office. It's the only way.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Send her a video of you jacking off on your webcam. Works every time.

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              #7
              Feck he's back.

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                #8
                Why is it that every post el duder makes is one of him making a complete fool of himself ? (remember the one where he was asking advise on how to pull a bird !! )

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                  #9
                  El duder, you're a lightweight. You're fired!

                  SG in "Alan Sugar" mode.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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