Is there a doctor in the house? AKA This bench lark is hazardous to ones health

[SimonMac]

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

[Spacecadet]

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

you are Rupert Rigsby and I want my £5 deposit back

[KentPhilip]

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Yes, us contractors get stitched up whether we're in work or not..

[Arturo Bassick]

This is why you should be relaxing on the beach and having your man do the odd jobs. That is what bench time is for.


**Could somebody please explain this concept to my wife too.

[MarillionFan]

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Has Old Greg been sitting on that step? You might need an additional test.

[pacharan]

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Lol!