Is there a doctor in the house? AKA This bench lark is hazardous to ones health

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pacharan replied

17 August 2011, 15:15
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Lol!
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MarillionFan replied

17 August 2011, 15:13
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Has Old Greg been sitting on that step? You might need an additional test.
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Arturo Bassick replied

17 August 2011, 14:41
This is why you should be relaxing on the beach and having your man do the odd jobs. That is what bench time is for.

**Could somebody please explain this concept to my wife too.
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KentPhilip replied

17 August 2011, 14:39
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

Yes, us contractors get stitched up whether we're in work or not..
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Spacecadet replied

17 August 2011, 14:29
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up

you are Rupert Rigsby and I want my £5 deposit back
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SimonMac started a topic Is there a doctor in the house? AKA This bench lark is hazardous to ones health

17 August 2011, 14:27
Is there a doctor in the house? AKA This bench lark is hazardous to ones health

Decided to spend my time cleaning out the garden as I have decided to not sell but cash in on the letting market, put my foot through a rotten step and went arse over tit slashing my wrist open, managed to avoid the major artery but now stuck in A&E waiting to be stitched up
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