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People that hang out in Apple stores

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    #11
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Yes, but why must he whip out every possible bit of apple kit he could arrayed for the public? and I forgot to say he had his DSLR out as well.

    He just wanted one of the staff to come up and say "hey you are super cool and that my friend is coming from someone who works for Apple in this super cool shop selling super cool stuff to super cool people" while the whole store whooped and cheered and the massive amounts of cool eminating from himself.
    Jealous?

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      #12
      I heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.

      Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.
        Or a window
        Coffee's for closers

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          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.

          Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          Or a window
          Or an IT Contractor.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.

            Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.
            I don't care how much money he earns or how successful he is I'd hate to be Steve Balmer...
            sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

            there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

            everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Or an IT Contractor.
              No danger there. Only an OS with grep and man pages can turn you into a contractor
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
                I don't care how much money he earns or how successful he is I'd hate to be Steve Balmer...
                why?

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                  #18
                  Was cartman there? NSFW!!

                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
                    why?
                    cos genetically he's a burk.....
                    sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

                    there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

                    everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
                      cos genetically he's a burk.....
                      cool story

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