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I heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.
Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Or a windowOriginally posted by doodab View PostMicrosoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.
Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.Or an IT Contractor.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOr a window
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I don't care how much money he earns or how successful he is I'd hate to be Steve Balmer...Originally posted by doodab View PostI heard that the next version of OS X will reprogram your DNA so you can actually become a lion. Or Steve Jobs.
Microsoft are rumoured to be working on something similar for windows 9. I hope it won't turn me into Steve Bullmer.sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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No danger there. Only an OS with grep and man pages can turn you into a contractorOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostOr an IT Contractor.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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why?Originally posted by 2BIT View PostI don't care how much money he earns or how successful he is I'd hate to be Steve Balmer...Comment
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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cos genetically he's a burk.....Originally posted by jmo21 View Postwhy?sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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