Death is avoidable.

**sasguru** · 16 August 2011, 07:31

God you really are a moron. I wonder how long before you're found out.

**alreadypacked** · 16 August 2011, 08:14

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

God you really are a moron. I wonder how long before you're found out.

God you really have no sense of humour. I wonder how long before you're found out.

**sasguru** · 16 August 2011, 08:25

Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

God you really have no sense of humour. I wonder how long before you're found out.

God you're really thick as a plank. You have already been found out.

**alreadypacked** · 16 August 2011, 08:48

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

God you're really thick as a plank. You have already been found out.

**xoggoth** · 16 August 2011, 09:08

Nothing like a bit of silly, spoiled yet again by wonderful, positive and sensible contributions from SAS. Can't somebody ban this bloke?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 16 August 2011, 09:31

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Thought the risk of death was certain, now it turns out daily exercise 'cuts death risk' perhaps it's because if I run so fast I start to produce a inverse space time bubble in my vicinity, who knows.

Only recently I watched a documentary on Longevity - they sample being a gorup of New Yorkers who had hit the 100 mark - just about all of them were smokeres - drank and did little in the way of exercise - save one who was an avid dancer - the conclusion ?

Longevity is determined by your Genes and also - very important - being married/having a partner- and having an active social life - an extrovert will outlive an introvert.

Anyway - if you want to cheat Death - Oh sorry - Im not supposed to tell you how to do that !

**SimonMac** · 16 August 2011, 10:03

Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

God you really have no sense of humour. I wonder how long before you're found out.

That ship has already sailed

**pacharan** · 16 August 2011, 10:15

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

they sample being a gorup of New Yorkers who had hit the 100 mark - just about all of them were smokeres

Were still smokers at 100 or had been smokers at some point in their lives?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 16 August 2011, 10:17

Originally posted by pacharan View Post

Were still smokers at 100 or had been smokers at some point in their lives?

Still smoking as I recall - and one was on 40 a day !

PS Smoking is a horrible habit - I gave up years ago - if you are a smoker then my advice is to stop

Death is avoidable.