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Cunning Plan!

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    Cunning Plan!

    If you are running a business with premises in London and are struggling, set it alight, and claim it was the yoofs.!!

    $$$$$$$

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    A cunning plan with just one minor flaw............ don't most insurance policies specifically exclude things like riots/civil unrest?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Post
      A cunning plan with just one minor flaw............ don't most insurance policies specifically exclude things like riots/civil unrest?
      Shhhhhhh, don't tell him until it's well on its way.
      "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

      On them! On them! They fail!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mr.Whippy View Post
        A cunning plan with just one minor flaw............ don't most insurance policies specifically exclude things like riots/civil unrest?
        Some do, usually then the insurer detects the customer is a moron.

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          #5
          In my experience insurers never pay out on anything.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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