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Tricky holiday situation
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Or cash ... hope she packed a pig+50 Xeno Geek Points
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All is well that ends weOriginally posted by cojak View PostPS. I found my wallet in my suitcase when I unpacked,
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I never had you down as a ditzOriginally posted by cojak View PostPS. I found my wallet in my suitcase when I unpacked,
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If you are holidaying in the UK, why do you need special holiday money anyway in cash?
Anyway glad it is sorted, and whereabouts in Cornwall - I lived there for most of my childhood. On the coast or off out to sea?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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A real woman would make her husband realise it's all his fault and then make him pay for itOriginally posted by cojak View PostCurrently sitting in McDonalds wondering how I'm going to tell MrC that I've left my purse on the bedside table with all of my holiday money and cards in it. (MrC still snoozing in the car.)
A frosty start to the holiday is now envisaged
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Bitter? Nooo - shandy.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostA real woman would make her husband realise it's all his fault and then make him pay for it
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That explains a lot.............Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Anyway glad it is sorted, and whereabouts in Cornwall - I lived there for most of my childhood. On the coast or off out to sea?
No wonder you headed for County Durham...........as far as you could get eh?
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Just seen that fella at the Brixham Steam Engine Rally. He was one of the more normal looking people.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThat explains a lot.............
No wonder you headed for County Durham...........as far as you could get eh?
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This is uncanny.Originally posted by cojak View PostCurrently sitting in McDonalds wondering how I'm going to tell MrC that I've left my purse on the bedside table with all of my holiday money and cards in it. (MrC still snoozing in the car.)
A frosty start to the holiday is now envisaged
A week ago I set off to North Devon with the grandkids. We stopped off at Maccy D's and whilst they got some stuff, I went to the cashpoint.
Unfortunately, I had my card with me.
now a week later, I am 1K down, and wondering where the fkng fck MY sexual favours are coming from
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I’ve had that before.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostA real woman would make her husband realise it's all his fault and then make him pay for it
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“It’s you fault, you didn’t remind me to bring the keys.”
But I did ask you if you had the keys.
“But, you didn’t ask me to check to see it I brought them.”
“It’s you fault, you didn’t remind me to bring the keys.”
But I did ask you if you had the keys.
“But, that was in the house, you did not ask in the car.”
“It’s you fault, you didn’t remind me to bring the keys.”
But I did ask you if you had the keys and I asked you in the car.
“But, you didn’t ask if I had the right keys.”"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Indeed. It's about the northern-most properly habitable part of the UK.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThat explains a lot.............
No wonder you headed for County Durham...........as far as you could get eh?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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