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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Start crying and say you're pregnant.
    That work for you I take it?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Hurrah!

      MrC took it very well when I told him and explained how I was going to fix it.

      Went into bank, explained situation and answered some security questions and now have holiday money.

      As we all know, it's not how you fall into crap, it's how you climb out of it that counts.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Hurrah!

        MrC took it very well when I told him and explained how I was going to fix it.

        Went into bank, explained situation and answered some security questions and now have holiday money.

        As we all know, it's not how you fall into crap, it's how you climb out of it that counts.
        Well done! Where are you going on holiday?
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Spoil sport! You could have at least suggested high heels and fishnets were somehow involved. I could do with a distraction from a slow (but lucrative) Saturday at work.
          Just saying like.

          where there's chaos, there's cash !

          I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

          Lowering the tone since 1963

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            #15
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Well done! Where are you going on holiday?
            Diving off Cornwall.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              That work for you I take it?
              Mrs OG was skeptical at first but when she remembered the fat American drag queen always parked up outside the house masturbating, she fell for it.

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Diving off Cornwall.
                I will be amazed if no smutty innuendo ensues from that remark.

                Glad you got it sorted
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Diving off Cornwall.
                  You won't need money down there. Just barter with them and you'll be fine. Mate of mine swapped the jack from his car for a week's groceries and a slab of Carlsbergs. Told them it was a teleporting device.
                  Can't go back to St Austell mind you.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #19
                    PS. I found my wallet in my suitcase when I unpacked,

                    Sigh
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      PS. I found my wallet in my suitcase when I unpacked,

                      Sigh
                      That's life. At least you'll have plenty of spare cash if you need it, especially as a few shops on the Lizard can't cope with modern technology such as debit cards.
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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