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Crap Week (Possible Bedwetting Thread)

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    #31
    hope it all works out MP.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Oh Mary, Mary, Mary. (shakes head)

      Do not quit for a cretin.
      She isn't quitting over you, dim or SY01. You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 1000th post.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #33
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        She isn't quitting over you, dim or SY01. You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.
        Eek don't be a lickspittle.

        Craic.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Once got called into the HR office for threatening to throw a colleague out of a window.

          'Did you threaten to throw him out of the window?'
          'Well yes. ' says I. 'But as we were on the ground
          floor it wasn't much of a threat was it'

          We all laughed.

          I got a verbal warning. :-(
          That was funny until the final sentence.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #35
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            She isn't quitting over you, dim or SY01. You're male, he's just dim and SY's permanently benched.

            Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 1000th post.
            benched until September

            (Norrahe says so, so ner nicky ner ner)

            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              MF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.

              I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                MF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.

                I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.
                True contractor.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  MF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.

                  I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.
                  Aye missus. Sod 'em.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    True contractor.
                    It is a little galling to be offered the advice 'sounds like your letting your emotions get in the way (sic)' by someone who regularly threatens co-workers
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      MF: Shove your 'stories' up your arse.

                      I haven't quit because of her - I've quit because of the way it was handled; and because I'm a contractor, and can't be fagged with that kind of thing.

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