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26DimPrawn: a rich canny investor26.92%7AtW: a succesful rich entrepreneur15.38%4Scooterscot: living in paradise19.23%5ShaunBhoy: delusions of adequacy11.54%3My fantasy is andyW's mum26.92%7Hard Brexit now!
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I'm waiting.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Okay, I'm trapped in the lift with MP, Zippy and CM. It's a very hot summers day they begin to strip off, very slowly....
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Patience is a virtue.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHurry up cretin!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOkay, I'm trapped in the lift with MP, Zippy and CM. It's a very hot summers day they begin to strip off, very slowly....

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Different poll: Who's the Cuk champion?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWhere's the option for:
Sasguru: An intellectual power house
Hard Brexit now!
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Different poll: Who's the Cuk champion?Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWhere's the option for:
Sasguru: An intellectual power house
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