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    #71
    [QUOTE=2BIT;1372478]
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

    used quality centre on the second project, it was ok - all about the people running it - i'd get asked about the same defect by three different people to which i'd reply 'its at the status it says on QC, when its status changes ill update QC'
    That is actually one of the things that can get people thrown off my test team; continually asking devs questions when they could find the answers themselves.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #72
      I was feeling tired, then I read the posts about testing. Now I'm catatonic and may shortly fall in a coma.

      FFS How can you guys stand it?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #73
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        I was feeling tired, then I read the posts about testing. Now I'm catatonic and may shortly fall in a coma.

        FFS How can you guys stand it?
        You seem to be able to manage acting like a cocksocket all the time.

        Test management is a breeze in comparison.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #74
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          FFS How can you guys stand it?
          Rugbydump keeps me occupied when CUK's really crap.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #75
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            You seem to be able to manage acting like a cocksocket all the time.

            Test management is a breeze in comparison.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #76
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I was feeling tired, then I read the posts about testing. Now I'm catatonic and may shortly fall in a coma.

              FFS How can you guys stand it?
              I cant, hence my rant you never answered my question...

              absolutely totally neccesary but never enjoyable and a feckless tester can make you miserable - a girl working for our current client has a mania for raising every defect at the highest priority during UAT, she even escalates them up to senior managers - she has already been told by her boss that such behaviour is inappropriate - so the clients UAT system makes ours look awesome - and ours is tulip!

              still off early today, one hour left and then BOOOM!
              sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

              there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

              everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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                #77
                Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
                I cant, hence my rant you never answered my question...

                absolutely totally neccesary but never enjoyable and a feckless tester can make you miserable - a girl working for our current client has a mania for raising every defect at the highest priority during UAT, she even escalates them up to senior managers - she has already been told by her boss that such behaviour is inappropriate - so the clients UAT system makes ours look awesome - and ours is tulip!

                still off early today, one hour left and then BOOOM!
                Sounds like she's an end-user; often they abuse the UAT process to resist change.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  I was feeling tired, then I read the posts about testing. Now I'm catatonic and may shortly fall in a coma.
                  It's working guys. Hang in there!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Sounds like she's an end-user; often they abuse the UAT process to resist change.
                    haha, spot on!! many would rather spend hours manually amending excel spreadsheet than have the data delivered directly to them - i suppose it gives them something to do but this one must be midly retarded...
                    sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

                    there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

                    everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                      It's working guys. Hang in there!!

                      thing is ive been dangerously bored all week, this is the first bit of interest I've had all day - comes with being too good as none of my code is defective and I dont have anything to do
                      sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

                      there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

                      everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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