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Ah yes, but no queueing for bread.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
I've got good taps at home but not at the science park, water mixing ain't rocket science is it!?
That place you list was half build when they run out of money and most of building without roof was under rain for 9 months, then someone bought it and finished, I've seen how they build it - nice bricks outside are just one layer covering some tulip behind it (that's my personal opinion - I would not want to rent it, nevermind buying).Comment
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Good point.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAh yes, but no queueing for bread.
There is no bread in this country ffs
Though on positive note Waitrose now sells Russian bread.
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Perhaps they figured you might be able to apply a little science to mixing it to the right temperature in the sink? It does have a sink doesn't it? Easy to spot, generally located about a foot underneath the taps, usually white, and as solid as your noggin.Originally posted by AtW View PostI've got good taps at home but not at the science park, water mixing ain't rocket science is it!?
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Running water is cleaner, you dirty cretin.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostPerhaps they figured you might be able to apply a little science to mixing it to the right temperature in the sink?
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Yes you have, now please go to Bedroom #8 and tell Napoleon that it is the time for his pills.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI have monobloc mixer taps in all eight of my bathrooms and toilets.Comment
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At least we don’t have to carry around our own personal bath plugsOriginally posted by AtW View PostTwo water taps - one is too hot and one is too cold.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It has been running down dirty pipes for miles, I am sure you can handle it sitting in your ( I assume ) clean sink for 60 seconds.Originally posted by AtW View PostRunning water is cleaner, you dirty cretin.Comment
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Not really cutting it in the first world, are you alexei?Originally posted by AtW View PostRunning water is cleaner, you dirty cretin.
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Hope to God you don't have to negotiate any escalators on your trip home!!

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That's why there are no queues for itOriginally posted by AtW View PostGood point.
There is no bread in this country ffs

It's called lack of investment.Originally posted by AtW View PostI've got good taps at home but not at the science park, water mixing ain't rocket science is it!?
Though to be fair, UK Building Regs are quite particular about how hot and cold water mix and that, so we are told, makes mixer taps soooo expensive. It's those same Building Regs which mean you need to buy a power shower to get decent hot water pressure.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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