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    Phlegm

    Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

    I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

    Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

    Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

    I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

    Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

    Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?
    Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!
      PM me your address. I'll send a box up.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?
        A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.
        Last edited by gingerjedi; 29 July 2011, 07:40.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.


          more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion
          Last edited by EternalOptimist; 29 July 2011, 07:42.
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Sorry, too lewd.

            I'll change mine if you change yours.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


              more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion
              And you made me feel bad.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                And you made me feel bad.


                dont feel bad. let me remind of my poem, what i invented last time the subject came up

                if you have a honey
                and her m**ge is runny
                dont think its yummy
                cos its not


                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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