Phlegm

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EternalOptimist replied

29 July 2011, 07:52
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

And you made me feel bad.

dont feel bad. let me remind of my poem, what i invented last time the subject came up

if you have a honey
and her m**ge is runny
dont think its yummy
cos its not
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gingerjedi replied

29 July 2011, 07:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion

And you made me feel bad.
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gingerjedi replied

29 July 2011, 07:38
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Sorry, too lewd.

I'll change mine if you change yours.
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EternalOptimist replied

29 July 2011, 07:36
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.

more like a Lubricunt, if you ask my opinion

Last edited by EternalOptimist; 29 July 2011, 07:42.
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gingerjedi replied

29 July 2011, 07:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

A durable anti-fogging agent for a diving mask with a green tint for those bright sunny days.

Last edited by gingerjedi; 29 July 2011, 07:40.
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MarillionFan replied

29 July 2011, 07:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!

PM me your address. I'll send a box up.
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Churchill replied

29 July 2011, 07:12
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?

Stop whining like a ******* girl, you bed-wetter!
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MarillionFan started a topic Phlegm

29 July 2011, 07:10
Phlegm

Funny stuff. I wonder if it has any practical uses?

I'm sat here ready to go to work having had 'man-flu' for a couple of days and there just seems to be copious amounts of it.

Throat, nose. Cough, splutter. Wish I had an old style stove to gob it on and watch it sizzle.

Is there any Plan B? Vats of phelgm collected for sticking up wallpaper. Summer Green, Tree Green, Phlegm Green paint at B&Q?
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