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Whom would you most like to see dead?
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He needs a hydrogen bomb dropped on him just to be sure.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCan I kill Craic twice just to make sure?!Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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That's not funny really, is it.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostMy neighbour.
I would buy the willing assasin a free breakfast as a reward.
Twat.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It is if you have a ghastly neighbour. Want to form an underground neighbour murdering cell Wilmslow?
Although on murdering priority generally I shall be very boring and say Gordon Brown.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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See. See. This post would have been a perfect one to anonymous neg rep Mary Poppins with the words 'I'd do you for a piece of toast bitch. Wilmslow'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's not funny really, is it.
Twat.
I miss the anonymity.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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