I've always wanted to hear Chinese spoken in a Scottish accent..
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We'll send you the invoice. 100% now, 500% on delivery? You know what our projects are like :O)Originally posted by Jog On View PostMight it be time for Hardian's Wall 2.0?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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The actual quote from Einstein is:Originally posted by scooterscot View Post“There is a name for those who suppose that doing the same thing will produce different results. That name is ‘Idiot’.”
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
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'See you GrassHopper'Originally posted by Jog On View PostI've always wanted to hear Chinese spoken in a Scottish accent..
'Yer wee fooker'
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It frightens me what the Scottish want to do with Scotland, the things that make me proud of Scotland are gone, invention, engineering, economics, enlightenment. Edinburgh was called the Athens of the North for being the center of free thinking, Hume, Smith. Glasgow was the world's center for engineering and contributed much to the science of medicine.
We are just a basket case now offering nothing.
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Agreed."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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+1Originally posted by scooterscot View PostAgreed.
But it's not much better south of the border either, you should see the chavs down here in the south East!
Too much reality TV and X-Factor.Comment
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I didn't see anyone pick up on this (well there was an indirect mention on cuk), but when Germany was recently calling for skilled migrants to leave their country and come and work in Deutschland, they seemed to miss the UK out.Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post+1
But it's not much better south of the border either, you should see the chavs down here in the south East!
Too much reality TV and X-Factor.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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The Germans are getting lazy, instead of sending their Jackbooted boys out around Europe to conquer they are doing it the other way round and asking the Europeans to give themselves up and come to them.Originally posted by MrMark View PostI didn't see anyone pick up on this (well there was an indirect mention on cuk), but when Germany was recently calling for skilled migrants to leave their country and come and work in Deutschland, they seemed to miss the UK out.
They know we British would never give up that easily which is why they have'nt bothered to invite us.
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Personally I think they're taking over Europe on the quiet. This time no armies, just money by slowly buying up other countries economies. When the time comes for payback and they can't then Germany will just annex that country, be afraid.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostThe Germans are getting lazy, instead of sending their Jackbooted boys out around Europe to conquer they are doing it the other way round and asking the Europeans to give themselves up and come to them.
They know we British would never give up that easily which is why they have'nt bothered to invite us.
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