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I agree when ever I have come across Aussie's working they've questioned everything, do you want ice in your drink? Wanna make that a double for £1 more?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.Originally posted by 2BIT View PostWomen vs Men
Less women but on average they are better than the blokes
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Originally posted by DodgyAccountant View PostWrong, wrong, wrong.
(Fewer women but on average they are better than the blokes)
no there are definitely less women than fewer....
sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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You know, according to Home Office statistics, Australians are the largest group of over-stayers in the UK.
Now where is the HO grass-up phone number again?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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We could organise a whipround for you to go over if it were not for the fact that using their points system, you would score less than a deranged, sheep-molesting, serial killer with learning difficulties and a bad credit rating!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Wasn't that how you got to the UK in the first place?Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostDo you blame them? Shoot I'd do it. Get a girl-friend, have some kids, make a human-rights application and get my permanent stay. Talk about Plan C!
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Oooo nice one!Originally posted by Troll View PostWasn't that how you got to the UK in the first place?
but no, sorry, I was born here.
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Well that trumps Troll's arrival, mind you when him and his missus got here, we were still joined to the European mainland!!Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostOooo nice one!
but no, sorry, I was born here.

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