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    #21
    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Haha chill out dudes, I'm only joking


    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #22
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Do tell...
      Deportation?

      Touring with a band back in the 80's and arrived in Norway. Had a great time getting lots of gigs in pubs, clubs, radio and finally TV. Had more work than we could cope with.

      At one of the gigs an agent (spit), turned up and insisted we should sign up with him but since we had so much work there was no point and we'd had bad experiences with agents in the past (no tulip).

      He complained to the police that we were working in Norway without a work permit, they weren't particularly interested but he kept pushing so eventually they had no choice but to act on his complaint and ultimately escorted us to the ferry and with apologies 'deported' us.

      It was coming into the winter so we had equipped the van with snow tires (very expensive), and left the originals behind, much fun driving around London with illegal metal studded snow tires - they make a lot of noise.

      Haven't been back since but always planned to, booze was expensive but mostly paid for and all those wee blonde babes...
      Me, me, me...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Clippy View Post
        You always were a weird and tasteless chunt with a warped sense of 'humour'.
        Warped by whose standards? If I like a joke and nobody gets hurt, where's the problem?

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          #24
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          Warped by whose standards? If I like a joke and nobody gets hurt, where's the problem?
          How about you try your rib ticklers out in the real world - say at client co or in a bar.

          Do let us know how they go down.

          Twat.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            How about you try your rib ticklers out in the real world - say at client co or in a bar.

            Do let us know how they go down.

            Twat.
            Well I better not tell my jokes with you lot around, that's for sure!

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              #26
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              Warped by whose standards? If I like a joke and nobody gets hurt, where's the problem?

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                #27
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                Warped by whose standards? If I like a joke and nobody gets hurt, where's the problem?
                WHS

                Poor taste yes. Funny. Not bad.

                Fook me, it never fails to amaze me how a number of posters get so precious and bedwetty over a bad taste joke or comment on here and are happy to join a mob against a poster.

                For the record I thought it was a clever joke.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  WHS

                  Poor taste yes. Funny. Not bad.

                  Fook me, it never fails to amaze me how a number of posters get so precious and bedwetty over a bad taste joke or comment on here and are happy to join a mob against a poster.

                  For the record I thought it was a clever joke.
                  Awww thank you MarillionFan.

                  Maybe I'm a little detatched from the awfulness of the Oslo atrocity, or maybe I'm just very happy at the moment (yet sober, strangely) that I didn't consider the gravitas of the situation with my original comment. Sorry for any offence caused everyone

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    WHS

                    Poor taste yes. Funny. Not bad.

                    Fook me, it never fails to amaze me how a number of posters get so precious and bedwetty over a bad taste joke or comment on here and are happy to join a mob against a poster.

                    For the record I thought it was a clever joke.
                    It never fails to amaze me how quickly you come to the defence of the biggest twats around here, thinking it makes you look clever.

                    For the record, it makes you look like even more of a turd.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Footage of the immediate aftermath:

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