Its official - Northeners are thicker than Southerners

[SueEllen]

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

Vimto rots your teeth.

Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

[Mich the Tester]

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

And who buys it?

[Spacecadet]

Here's the real north south divide:

The new north-south divide: Two families 300 miles apart earn 50k but one struggles and the other lives in luxury | Mail Online

[TestMangler]

Vimto rots your teeth.

Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

Irn Bru does NOT make you go orange.

Masturbating while eating Wotsits might though.

[amcdonald]

I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia

[amcdonald]

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

Is that why Vimto tastes like shi ite now they've changed the formula

[Churchill]

I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia

I bet they know how to spell "euphemism" though

[Spacecadet]

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

you sure it's not Rubicon?

[Mich the Tester]

I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia

I am a music man, I come from down your way and I can play...

What can you play?

I can play the euphemism, euphemism, euphemism...