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Its official - Northeners are thicker than Southerners

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    #41
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

    (I bet you didn't know that)
    Vimto rots your teeth.

    Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

    Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #42
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
      Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.
      And who buys it?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #43
        Here's the real north south divide:

        The new north-south divide: Two families 300 miles apart earn 50k but one struggles and the other lives in luxury | Mail Online
        Coffee's for closers

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          #44
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Vimto rots your teeth.

          Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

          Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

          Irn Bru does NOT make you go orange.

          Masturbating while eating Wotsits might though.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #45
            I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #46
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

              (I bet you didn't know that)
              Is that why Vimto tastes like shi ite now they've changed the formula
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #47
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia
                I bet they know how to spell "euphemism" though

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

                  (I bet you didn't know that)
                  you sure it's not Rubicon?
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia
                    I am a music man, I come from down your way and I can play...

                    What can you play?

                    I can play the euphemism, euphemism, euphemism...
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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