Its official - Northeners are thicker than Southerners

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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2011, 13:54
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia

I am a music man, I come from down your way and I can play...

What can you play?

I can play the euphemism, euphemism, euphemism...
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Spacecadet replied

22 July 2011, 13:51
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

you sure it's not Rubicon?
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Churchill replied

22 July 2011, 13:48
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia

I bet they know how to spell "euphemism" though
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amcdonald replied

22 July 2011, 13:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

Is that why Vimto tastes like shi ite now they've changed the formula
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amcdonald replied

22 July 2011, 13:45
I know one that didn't know the difference between a euphamism and euthanasia
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TestMangler replied

22 July 2011, 13:40
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Vimto rots your teeth.

Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

Irn Bru does NOT make you go orange.

Masturbating while eating Wotsits might though.
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Spacecadet replied

22 July 2011, 13:37
Here's the real north south divide:

The new north-south divide: Two families 300 miles apart earn 50k but one struggles and the other lives in luxury | Mail Online
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2011, 13:32
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.

And who buys it?
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SueEllen replied

22 July 2011, 13:31
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)

Vimto rots your teeth.

Iru Bru rots your teeth and makes you go orange.

Lots of bottled water comes from oop north though.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2011, 13:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's almost as if every Asian that moves to England heads North.

Why is that?

Because Vimto comes from oop north, and it's the most popular beverage in the world for muslims at the iftar evening feasts during ramadan.

(I bet you didn't know that)
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Only an idiot could suggest that this map shows that people up north are less qualified than people down south.

Only an idiot did!!

HTH
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Churchill replied

22 July 2011, 12:25
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You don´t see anything self contradictory in this sentence?

Nope, I do see plenty of ironing though!
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MarillionFan replied

22 July 2011, 12:21
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Reason? Reason?

This is bloody CUK general, mate!

WHS. This is General.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's probably a wererabbit.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2011, 12:21
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

You make it sound like a hospital.

It is. Nurse! Nurse! Clippy's having one of those turns again!
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fullyautomatix replied

22 July 2011, 12:20
Up North everybody does a GCSE in benefits sponging. It must be true it was in the DailyMail.
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