Pimp your ride

[suityou01]

Eyelashes for cars

I was being followed today in the car by this



I nearly jumped out of my skin

Some sad fookers out there that want eyelashes on their car.

[Zippy]

Oh dear - no lipstick?

[PinkPoshRat]

That's wonderful! At least nobody will nick that ford

[Churchill]

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Language! Referee!!!

Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them but I can see how they would appeal to some of the more feminine posters on this forum, Zippy, ShaunBhoy, MarillionFan etc.

[SimonMac]

Can someone else do the "Ride your pimp" parody thread and give me the credit? I can't be arsed this morning

[wobbegong]

Now, that's what I call 'pimped'!!

Narmeen?

[OwlHoot]

In South Ken there's somebody, an ex-hippie I think, with a flowerbed along each side of their car.

The attachments are like a couple of window gardens, and packed with plants. Not sure if the latter are real though.

[shaunbhoy]

Language! Referee!!!

Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them

Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

[Churchill]

Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

There's nothing symbolic about my cock.

[suityou01]

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No need for that. It looks like whatever I post someone somewhere has a problem with it. One solution might be staring me in the face