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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    In South Ken there's somebody, an ex-hippie I think, with a flowerbed along each side of their car.

    The attachments are like a couple of window gardens, and packed with plants. Not sure if the latter are real though.

    There's a taxi in Zurich that's completely decked out with what look like real flowers.

    I saw it one Sunday lunchtime dropping a young lady (wearing her best Saturday night kit) off at her home.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    One solution might be staring me in the face
    You mean when you have the vanity mirror in one hand and the axe in the other?

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  • suityou01
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    Last edited by administrator; Yesterday at 23:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...
    No need for that. It looks like whatever I post someone somewhere has a problem with it. One solution might be staring me in the face

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

    There's nothing symbolic about my cock.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Language! Referee!!!

    Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them
    Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

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  • OwlHoot
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    In South Ken there's somebody, an ex-hippie I think, with a flowerbed along each side of their car.

    The attachments are like a couple of window gardens, and packed with plants. Not sure if the latter are real though.

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  • wobbegong
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    Now, that's what I call 'pimped'!!

    Narmeen?

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  • SimonMac
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    Can someone else do the "Ride your pimp" parody thread and give me the credit? I can't be arsed this morning

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  • Churchill
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    Last edited by administrator; Yesterday at 23:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...
    Language! Referee!!!

    Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them but I can see how they would appeal to some of the more feminine posters on this forum, Zippy, ShaunBhoy, MarillionFan etc.
    Last edited by Churchill; 20 July 2011, 06:48.

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  • PinkPoshRat
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    That's wonderful! At least nobody will nick that ford

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  • Zippy
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    Oh dear - no lipstick?

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  • suityou01
    started a topic Pimp your ride

    Pimp your ride

    Eyelashes for cars

    I was being followed today in the car by this



    I nearly jumped out of my skin

    Some sad fookers out there that want eyelashes on their car.
    Last edited by administrator; 19 July 2011, 22:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...

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