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    #11
    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    have you seen how weak and feeble he looked when he came out on you're fired?

    Probably as bored with the show as some of us ex-viewers.

    Probably prefers dreaming up world beating new inventions, such as the Amstrad Twitter Bog Roll. [patent pending, Nookie Bear]
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      <--- You.

      <--- Claude

      A more likely scenario.
      Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

      1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
      2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
      3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
      4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
      5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
      6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
      7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets

      Not sure which one is the winner yet.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

        1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
        2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
        3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
        4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
        5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
        6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
        7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets as well as 5 dorra PC repairs: Saturday mornings ONLY you stupit irriot.

        Not sure which one is the winner yet.
        FTFY.

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          #14
          Shame there isn't any money in being a c**t.

          He'd sign you up immediately
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

            1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
            2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
            3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
            4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
            5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
            6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
            7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets

            Not sure which one is the winner yet.
            6'8"
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              6'8"
              What a shame. Looks like Churchill will be to tall for my business.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                What a shame. Looks like Churchill will be to(o) tall for my business.
                Isn't it?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Isn't it?
                  It's a bad idea anyway. Putting you in charge of a pie shop is like AtW getting locked in a private shop overnight.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    It's a bad idea anyway. Putting you in charge of a pie shop is like AtW getting locked in a private shop overnight.
                    Says Mr Fatty-fat-fat from Fatsville, Arkansas?

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