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Previously on "Apprentice Series 8."

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's a bad idea anyway. Putting you in charge of a pie shop is like AtW getting locked in a private shop overnight.
    Says Mr Fatty-fat-fat from Fatsville, Arkansas?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Isn't it?
    It's a bad idea anyway. Putting you in charge of a pie shop is like AtW getting locked in a private shop overnight.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What a shame. Looks like Churchill will be to(o) tall for my business.
    Isn't it?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    6'8"
    What a shame. Looks like Churchill will be to tall for my business.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

    1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
    2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
    3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
    4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
    5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
    6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
    7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets

    Not sure which one is the winner yet.
    6'8"

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  • TestMangler
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    Shame there isn't any money in being a c**t.

    He'd sign you up immediately

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

    1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
    2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
    3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
    4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
    5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
    6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
    7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets as well as 5 dorra PC repairs: Saturday mornings ONLY you stupit irriot.

    Not sure which one is the winner yet.
    FTFY.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    <--- You.

    <--- Claude

    A more likely scenario.
    Just working on my business plan at the moment. Yet to decide which one to go for

    1) Open a chain of chip shops on obscure Scottish Islands and call it McMangler
    2) 0800 SASGURU - An insult line where you get abused down the phone by a fella with a $1M house in Brixton
    3) Prawns for Gold - A unique business which offers you vouchers at sea food restaurants in exchange for old earings
    4) Majestic13 - A distributed internet search engine which goes that one step further.
    5) TatShop.Com - An online boutique of top quality Thai Tat
    6) MyPy - A chain of British pie shops managed by 6'7'' ex marines who have fantastic customer service for complaining punters.
    7) SY Drycleanerz - A dedicated service for getting those hard to shift stains and smells out of duvets

    Not sure which one is the winner yet.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
    have you seen how weak and feeble he looked when he came out on you're fired?

    Probably as bored with the show as some of us ex-viewers.

    Probably prefers dreaming up world beating new inventions, such as the Amstrad Twitter Bog Roll. [patent pending, Nookie Bear]

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    There may not be a series 8. Lord Alan is losing it:

    have you seen how weak and feeble he looked when he came out on you're fired?

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  • PRC1964
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    There may not be a series 8. Lord Alan is losing it:

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm going to make Claude my bitch.
    <--- You.

    <--- Claude

    A more likely scenario.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I reckon Margaret would kick his arse!
    I'm going to make Claude my bitch.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    She only does the interview stage now. Can you see MF getting that far without lamping someone?
    Nope. He's too old, too ugly, too fat and too stupid.

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  • PAH
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    Let's hope you do better on The Apprentice than on Dragon's Den.

    Was MF's dd appearance televised or was it more spaghetti in the bowl of life?

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