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Friday Night - Riddle Me This

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    #11
    Originally posted by eek View Post
    A man was playing blackjack at a local casino,
    the first hand he got a blackjack,
    the second hand he lost,
    the next hand he got a blackjack
    the next one he lost and the next one he lost,

    leaving a very sad man with no money he lost every single hand, how is this possible?
    A black jack with a 2 is 12, he'd need a picture and an ace for a proper blackjack.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      A black jack with a 2 is 12, he'd need a picture and an ace for a proper blackjack.
      yep. Your turn I'm off down the pub.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Someone else have a go, I have family stuff.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #14
          The person who makes it, sells it
          The person who buys it doesn't need it
          The person who uses it doesn't know it

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            #15
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            The person who makes it, sells it
            The person who buys it doesn't need it
            The person who uses it doesn't know it
            A coffin?
            Me, me, me...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              A coffin?
              That's the one. Your go.

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                #17
                What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
                Me, me, me...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
                  Is it a river, Mr Cliphead?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Is it a river, Mr Cliphead?
                    All yours
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      All yours
                      Oh tulip,

                      OK Give me a few mins.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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