I have a long staff, a red coat and a stone in my throat. What am I?
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Rupert Murdoch doing the Xmas gift hand out?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI have a long staff, a red coat and a stone in my throat. What am I?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I googled that in the end, LAME, but I won't give it away.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI have a long staff, a red coat and a stone in my throat. What am I?
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Is it something that AtW has failed to lose?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI have a long staff, a red coat and a stone in my throat. What am I?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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A stick of rock? No 'kin idea, actually.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I saw four creatures, wondrous beings,
travelling together. Their tracks were dark,
their path deep and black. They coursed swiftly:
faster than birds they flew through the air,
dove under a wave. He strove without rest,
the battling Prince, pointing the way
across plated gold to the four creatures.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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